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Come on, push on "START"!

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Here's a Fine How-D'Ye-Do!

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Shut up everyone! Damn you all...

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"Not one woman can feel truly safe..."

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* Chunga-Changa! *

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Darn it, I hate children!

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Children are evil dwarves.

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I did say you that we shouldn't
go to the daytime show!

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But we will NEVER have children!
Right, Hrundel?

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Hey, why are you silent?
Are you nuts or what?

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* Chunga-Changa! *

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Masyanya, do you remember... ehm...

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Anya Doroganzeva in the country?
She had red hair...

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Eh, I kinda remember her,
but it's all foggy...

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You know, she gave birth
to a son recently...

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Mom, don't even think about
talking about it!

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About what?

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About what's on your mind!

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I didn't think anything like that!

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Yeah, right...
Tell it to the Marines...

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I know... what these chats are for...

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Okay, okay! By the way,
Mr. and Mrs. Kluyev...

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MOM!

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OK, OK, I'm silent.
Yesterday, by the way...

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MOM, ENOUGH!

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Uh, but you know, I think that
you yourself think about it.

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Even without my participation!

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He-heh...

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Hey, Hrundel!

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What?

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What-what?
Come over here for a sec, please!

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What now?

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Tell me, in principle, do you want
to have children?

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Well... in principle...
well, at some point...

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Well, yeah... why not?..

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Mmm...

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That's it! Get out of here!
I have no other questions.

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Hehe...

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Darn you! Why do you harass me?

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Come on, get out of here!
Continue playing... Hehe...

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Idiot!

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Eh...

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I still don't like doing it with a
condom... It's kinda uncomfortable...

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Why, you want to talk about
the long-term, Hrundel?

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NO!

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That's that, then! Take away your million
children that will never be born!

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But don't you flush 'em down the toilet!
It's disrespectful to the fallen...

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Darn it, Masyanya,
that is really vulgar!

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That's real life, Hrundel.

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Wash them and then wrap them in paper
before throwing them in the garbage!

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Last time your children spread
out all over the kitchen and stank!

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He he he!

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Masyanya, darn it, stop being vulgar!
You're ruining my whole mood...

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He he...

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* Eat coconuts, chew bananas! Chunga Chunga! *

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Don't stand over me!

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Turn "Chunga-Changa" off immediately!

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Don't boss me around! Get out of here
while you're in one piece!

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I'm asking you very politely
to turn "Chunga-Changa" off!

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You'll get hit right in the balls!

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I'm begging you to turn "Chunga-Changa" off!

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I'm worrying about your mental health!

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Hrundel, get lost, I said!

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When a woman listens
to "Chunga-Changa"...

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She's dangerous! He he...

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* Chunga-Changa! *

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Listen, Hrundel,
I'm not 14 any more...

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Oh yeah, Lochmaty warned me
that it'll start one day...

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What do you mean?

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Well, all these little chats...

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I wanted to say that I should
give up drinking, idiot!

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Ahhhh!

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What did you think I meant?

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Well... nothing...

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No, you were thinking of something!

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Well, I have a lot of stupid thoughts...

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Why? This thought isn't stupid at all...

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What do you mean?

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You know what I mean!

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Ahem...

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You know, if someone would listen to us...

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they would think that we got high
and are raving...

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He he he! Uh-huh...

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* Chunga-Changa! *

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Ouch!

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This soup is way too hot!

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Hrundel, let's have children!

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Okay, the first reaction is normal.

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He he he...

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* Eat coconuts, chew bananas! Chunga-Changa! *

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Masyanya, can you make
responsible decisions?

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Hey, smartass!

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Can you ask when I'm not driving?

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No, NOW is the right moment!

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Only when you drive do you understand
that some things in life are not jokes.

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If you're talking about children and
stuff, then I understand everything.

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I'm just thinking: have I really
got the best stud?

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He he he...

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Stop the damn car!

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No way!

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It's precisely now that you can't
avoid answering the question!

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* CRASH *

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There's your so-called responsibility...

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Okay, let's give out the gifts!

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Here! Congratulations!

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Happy New Year!

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What's this, Hrundel?

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Whaddaya mean, what?
That thing you wanted...

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Goddamn it, Hrundel!
I gave you exact instructions

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so that you wouldn't give me
any shit again!

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But what's this?

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Well, I bought what you told me...
"with the fingers"...

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With underwires, you barbarian!
What damn fingers?!

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Never mind, I'll exchange it...

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Okay, and this is my gift for you,
Hrundel! Congratulations!

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Thanks!.. What is it?..

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But what is it?..

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What is it?

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Is it a thermometer or something?

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Yeah, Hrundel, it's a thermometer...

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He he he...

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Look at this thermometer
and think real good...

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Meanwhile, I'll observe the
transformations on your face...

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He he he...

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This is...

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This is...

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This is...

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Doggone it!..

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THE DAMN END
Happy 2010 Year! More good gifts!

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Creator: Oleg Kuvaev